Howdy! I'm Gaelan.

I’m passionate about websites, servers, data storage, ambient music, Twin Peaks, the industrial architecture of SOM, lexical and operational clarity, and using the Oxford comma. I make a mean scratch margarita, and will pour you one while telling you why I think Janeway is the best captain.

I’m a web architect, software developer, and systems engineer by trade. For fun, I like to research and write, dabble in portrait and street photography, develop software in both my personal and professional lives, and enjoy public speaking from time to time.

Curious what those three boxes are?

How to rebuild a ZFS pool

I accidentally created a stripe when I meant to make a mirror, so I used these steps to rebuild my storage pool.

Fix MacOS Finder problems with Samba file shares

MacOS's Finder has bizarre problems working with large Samba shares.

Upgrade PHP 8.0 to 8.2 on FreeBSD

Upgrading PHP is fast and easy.

Create a FreeBSD web server (FAMP stack)

Here's how to build a FreeBSD web server with Apache and PHP.

How to import an OpenVPN profile on iOS (without iTunes)

Follow this guide to connect to your OpenVPN server on iOS.

Using Apache RewriteMap to handle redirects for WordPress multisite

Speed up your server by eliminating WordPress redirection plugins.

Solving the mystery of Xigmanas Samba file permissions on ZFS

Years in the making and I've finally figured it out. Now time to share with others.

Batch processing video files with Avidemux

Here's how to convert multiple video files at once.